foodishouldnoteat:

Funfetti cheesecake squares

baby's first words

  • baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie
luneteen:

bestblog:

flohhwer:

abusing:

10 sex secrets everyone should know
reasons why women don’t give blowjobs
interesting sex facts
how to increase your sex drive

Secret #4 holy fuck..

someone finally understands why we don’t like giving bjs
mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!

YOU GO GIRL

(via greetings)

“Maybe…you’ll fall in love with me all over again.”
“Hell,” I said, “I love you enough now. What do you want to do? Ruin me?”
“Yes. I want to ruin you.”
“Good,” I said. “That’s what I want too.”
— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via upwardifly)

Its so crazy. I have to start writing more. I have all these ideas of stories in my head but im not taking the time to log them or write them down. Ugh. I want to write something awesome that will make people be like, hey, I have somewhere, some world to escape to and get away from things for awhile. Because whenever I read its like im being pulled into a different world where I can visit all my character friends. I want to so badly be able to create that for someone. And I know I have the power/ability to. Anyway, inkheart is awesome and I love it. Double anyway, I can’t fall asleep because I have so many thoughts in my mind currently. Not bad ones really, just a lot about school. Mr. Keefe is getting married in a couple weeks and its pretty darn crazy because he’s been looking for someone for so long and he has this beautiful women ready to spend her life with him and cook him dinner and prolly give him back rubs and loves his kids with All her heart. But, he is having second thoughts. Which I am not quite sure I understand..i do in a sense because I know what he means when he says he wants to be alone and experience the world alone because its better for his writing but at the same time I find that bullshit. Not every writer was single and lonely and sad. Most have families and lives. But it is hard to pull away from the whole “lonely artistr” gag. I thought for awhile I could only produce good works when I was sad or in some sort of tragedy. But that is such an immature thought, and frankly, he should know that. I just dont want him to throw this opportunity away. Hopefully it will all work out for the best.

“When I don’t understand, I will choose you God.”
— I Breathe You In, God // Bryan & Katie Torwalt  (via littlethingsaboutgod)

(via thelittleyellowdiary)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via oprahsleftnipple)

the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.
the-anal-rapist:

Me at the waterslide.